It all started in 2020 - peak lockdown, when one woman’s personal sexual awakening collided with a very unsexy problem: stiff, crinkly, clinical-looking waterproof sheets. Total mood killer. Surely, there had to be a better way to make a splash, right?
That lightbulb moment led to the creation of something the world didn’t know it needed yet: a luxurious, ultra-soft, waterproof blanket designed specifically for grown-up fun. Not just to catch the mess, but to actually enhance the experience. Because when you're not worrying about the sheets, you're free to surrender fully to pleasure.
The original “sq*irt blanket” was first launched under the intimate wellness brand, Yoni Pleasure Palace, and it quickly took off. Selling out time and time again, it became a cult favourite. People were obsessed.
Nicknamed the “psychological sex toy,” the blanket offered more than just physical protection, it gave people permission to let go and enjoy the moment, worry-free.
But then, the unexpected happened.
Customers started reaching out, sharing all the unconventional ways they were using their blanket: from childbirth and postpartum recovery to night sweats, free bleeding, menopause, pets, incontinence, picnics, road trips, camping, even gastro (yes, really). It quickly became clear that this blanket was far more than just a bedroom essential.
And so, after 18 months of constant sell-outs, Splash Blanket™ was officially born, an all-in-one, life-proof, waterproof, mess-proof must-have for every room (and every body) in the house.
From super sexy to super not sexy, Splash Blanket™ has you covered. Literally.
Of course, with innovation comes imitation. But while the copycats pop up, the Splash team keeps evolving, designing new fabrics, textures, colors, sizes, and exciting collaborations to keep things fresh and fabulous.
Sustainability is at the heart of it all. These blankets are reusable, washable, and made to last. (The OG 2020 model? Still going strong.) No more wasteful puppy pads, this is the future of comfort and care.
And yes, Splash Blanket™ goes everywhere: In the bedroom. On the bed for warmth. On the couch for snuggles. For pets. On planes. In hotels. At picnics. On road trips.
Basically, once you have one, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
Welcome to a cleaner, cosier, worry-free way of life. Welcome to your Splash era! |
